The Duck Looks for Her Eggs 岳 雯 The Duck meets the Cock and says， “ Mr. Cock，did you see my eggs?”
The Cock says， “No.”
“What can I do?” says the Duck.
“Don’t worry, think it over,”theCocksays.
“Oh! I remember now. I haven’t laid eggs(下蛋) these days.”
If Am a President
陈 卉
One day, Miss Kate asked her students to write a composition (作文) entitled（命题）: If I Am a President. All the students began to write except ( 除了)Tom. Miss Kate was surprised, then she came to Tom.
“Why notwrite, Tom?” she asked.
“Oh！ Miss Kate , I am waiting for my secretary（秘书），” Tom answered.